I have excellent band name ideas.

(Some work as trivia names.)

 

it's almost like a skill.


 

  • Disco spider

  • Curbside Cheese 

  • The Swedish thumbs

  • Manic Pixie Asshat

  • Easy Cadavers

  • Digital Digeridoos

  • Sweet Magic Elves

  • Backslash Billy

  • Murder Curtains

  • Mostly Girth

  • Hashtag Hearts

  • Work-appropriate Noises

  • Leaf-creepin' Sasquatch Sonuvabitch

  • Corrupt Human Tornado

  • ​Opinionated avian masses

  • Chicken Finger Debacle

  • Spicy Vaginas

  • Greasy Berries

  • Mobile Thirst Trap

  • Screaming Deletes

  • Kooky Munchers

  • Achilles Martini

  • Wiener Picante

  • Leather Daddy Long Legs

  • Furry Little Poop Artist

  • Secret Banana

  • Accidental Burrito

  • (Secret) Sprinkle Stress Dream

  • Delayed Mortality

  • Emotional Ninjas

  • Scottish Plumbers

  • Inadvisable Mustache

  • Space Sheep

  • Superpowered Sausages

  • Undead Heckler

  • Serial Shrimp Stealer 

  • Cool Lesbian Dad

  • Koala Boathouse Massacre

  • Aggressively Average

  • Digital Pheromones

  • Probiotic Vampires

  • Space Bunz

  • Vegan Burger Milkshake 

  • Chubby Rectangles

  • Inevitably Smelly Gentlemen

  • Emergency Hotdog Situation

  • Sloth Stalkers

  • Elaborate Robot Pensises

  • Absurdist Muse 

  • Maniac Meat Menagerie

  • Mosquito Sex Dungeon

  • Illegal Foreign Turtles

  • Burger McTacohat

  • Experimental Waffles

  • Violet Hiccups

  • Karate Punch Farts

  • Reckless Unicorn Astronomers

  • Infinity Donut

  • Neon Outhouse

  • Chocolate Erections

  • Casually Naughty Pigeons

  • Killer Artisan Robots

  • Residual Awesomeness

  • Acceptable Cartoon Dicks

  • Ghostbutts

  • Fecal Ultimatum

  • Hummus Finger Train

  • Communist Poodles

  • Orchestrated Dickishness

  • Deception Epidemic

  • eTHNIC COWBOYS

  • Only mesh (a band in  really, really high mesh shorts, that's all. that's the bit)

  • Sex Puppet Metaphors

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